"Even though people who score higher on IQ test report sleeping late, night owls are more prone to being emotionally unstable, depressed, and have addiction problems."
"People don’t change. Their priorities do."
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
"The universe is very organized, even though it looks like chaos within it… Only until you step out and look at the big picture from afar you will realize that nothing is a coincidence."
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
"Eating out of boredom is a habit we develop as a toddler and reinforce throughout years of life."
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan